Matako Kijima
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Recent Entries 
11th-Dec-2010 02:28 pm - Send all complaints to:
If you have an issue with Matako and how I play her, feel free to let me know. I love constructive criticism if it helps to let me play better and/or have more fun without worrying about whether or not I am IC or OOC. Plus, I don't bite. =D

That said, I can be reached via Yahoo!Messenger at deliveryconfirmed or you can comment here with your issues. All comments are screened and anonymous commenting is allowed. I will try to respond to all inquiries as soon as possible with an explanation or a request for further opinion.
[Matako]: listen up!
HENBEI-SENPAI! I TOLD YOU ABOUT WATCHING LITTLE GIRLS! YOU DAMN LOLICON! YOU KEEP WATCHING AND THEN YOU'LL START TOUCH-

Oh fuck. Not this place again. FUCK! WHO SENT ME BACK TO THE LAND OF TRASH?!

AND WHERE'S SHINSUKE-SAMA?! TELL ME OR DIE!
[Matako]: loud noises!
17th-Feb-2008 03:41 pm - Thirty-one Rounds
MOTHER! YOU FUCKING WHORE! YOU COME HOME RIGHT NOW! NOW! I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH NIZOU CRYING ANYMORE! ALL THESE YEARS, I THOUGHT HIS EYES DIDN'T WORK BECAUSE HE'S BLIND, ONLY TO HAVE WATER COMING OUT OF THEM!

Please? Daddy misses you. Even if he beats you, he does it because he loves you.

Bansai. I need you. Really need you. I need your touch, your kiss, your skillful penis. I don't care if you're my brother!

[ooc: Crack explanation here.]
[Matako]: loud noises!
14th-Feb-2008 04:32 pm - Thirty Rounds
I'm never drinking again. I smell like... foreigner. Cirucci, why'd you let me do that?

To hell with all this love stuff. Just shut up. You people are too loud.

And who overflowed the fucking toilet?
[Matako]:  dot dot dot
[the sound of fumbling and blowing into the microphone, then a burp]

OI OI OI SHINSUKE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SHINSUKE-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOING? HUH? HUH? ARE YOU FINE?

I LOVE YOU CITY! EVEN THE FOREIGNERS! EVEN IF YOU STIIIIIIINK OF TRASH!

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE!


[a crash and then something hits the floor]

Oooowww! That hurts!

...oh god

[retching]

[ooc: Somebody went boozing it up with her new BFF Cirucci and didn't know her limits XD Feel free to make fun of her.]
[Matako]: drunk as a skunk
12th-Feb-2008 01:32 pm - Twenty-Eight Rounds
Kondo Isao pissed his own pants. It figures a Shisengumi dog has no control over his damn bladder. WHAT ARE YOU, FOUR? EVEN NIZOU DOESN'T PEE ON HIMSELF AND HE'S BLIND!!!

And hey, Ophelia? You like incest, I see. Fucking sick bitch.

I guess some piece of trash named Marco knows it's impossible. Damn right it is! Foreigners will never be better than the Japanese!

Foreigner candy is disgusting. Shinsuke-sama, I want some konpeito.

[ooc: Ate some secrets. OMNOMNOMNOM]
[Matako]: listen up!
6th-Feb-2008 06:16 am - Twenty-seven Round - Voice Post
[sounds of a hollow thumping which is Matako kicking the jail cell bars.]

I'M INNOCENT! LET ME GO! I SAID LET ME GO DAMMIT! YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS! I'LL KILL YOU ALL WHEN I GET OUT! I'LL GUT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS! RELEASE ME!


I heard what they do to girls like me in jail!

[ooc: And guess who got a nice, shiny cell? =D Strikes are mumbled but audible. Tags will be slow because I have class soon.]
[Matako]: twin pistols
5th-Feb-2008 01:35 am - Twenty-six Rounds - Voice Post
I DEMAND YOU RELEASE SHINSUKE-SA- I MEAN, TAKASUGI SHINSUKE AND KAWAKAMI BANSAI THIS INSTANT! THEY ARE INNOCENT MEN AND SHOULD NOT BE FORCED TO ENDURE SUCH CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT LIKE ROOMING WITH COWARDS!

MY DEMANDS SHOULD BE MET IMMEDIATELY
OR ELSE
!
[Matako]: listen up!
3rd-Feb-2008 04:42 pm - Twenty-five Rounds - Voice Post
Animals. Sheep. Rabbits. Cats.

I might be getting hungry. Are there any fish? I like seafood.

[*snickering*]
[Matako]: twin pistols
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